I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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