Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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