YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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