i was born a porn star she said
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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