I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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