Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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