How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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