Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
only you would photoshop your dick
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize