I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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