I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Randomize
