Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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