I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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