How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I am available for nakedness
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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