ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I'm really busy with my period
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