so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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