Betty ford says i'm here all night
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize