we have pet lesbian snakes
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I wish i was in the wii world.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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