he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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