I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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