It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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