Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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