My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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