grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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