Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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