I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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