it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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