lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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