spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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