I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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