Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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