We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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