Whod you bang
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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