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(804): View more from Virginia

so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford

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(540): View more from Virginia

3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently

(540): View more from Virginia

and skipped dinner

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(802): View more from Vermont

Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.

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(716): View more from New York

When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.

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(330): View more from Ohio

She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.

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(916): View more from California

I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?

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