He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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