Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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