Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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