YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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