Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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