He disabled his match.com account in front of me
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
