idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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