guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Randomize
