At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
there's paper in my vomit.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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