Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It's shark week go big or go home
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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