Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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