New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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