whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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