I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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