I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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