you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
did you just send me my own nude
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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