i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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