talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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