Dual....:-)
someone owes me an orgasm
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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