Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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