Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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