It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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