Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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