Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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